Cake & Cunnilingus Day

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February 14th gives us Valentines Day. Last month I pointed out that March 14th was Steak & Blowjob Day. It has come to my attention, that today, April 14th is Cake & Cunnilingus Day or Cake & Coochie Day or just C&C day if you want to call it that.

vagina cakeAs the website (yes there is a website you can visit) states that “Cake and Cunnilingus Day is about celebrating female pleasure. It's about putting our orgasms on the agenda and demanding pleasure equality! It's about lying back and gorging on chocolate mud cake while our lover sticks his eager tongue into our pussy!”

The way I see it – every man is gonna want a Steak & Blowjob day and every woman is gonna want a Cake & Coochie day. It’s a fair deal. Cook, Lick or Suck. No need for cards, flowers or gifts. Simple, to-the-point and yet ‘oooooooohhh’ so effective !! Put this on rotation in every man & woman’s calendars and there will be a lot more happier people out there !!

Let’s just leave Valentine's Day for all the lovers (and would-be lovers) seeking commitment, and relationships, no matter what their gender.

Happy Cake & Coochie Day to all you ladies out there. Gents – go to your nearest dessert shop and get your lady something that’s gonna melt in her mouth whilst she melts away in yours !! You lick her good, and she’s gonna suck you dry !